Friday, August 5, 2011

Ontario Farmer Humour

Kitchen Humour:

A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen and this kitchen is delirious!

No husband has ever been shot while doing dishes!

A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house!

If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast and cheap!

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand!

Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused!

Countless numbers of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives!

My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines!

http://www.ontariofarmer.com/